LA,August7:Ten years ago our Lord and Savior Ryan Seacrest blessed us with the greatest television show of all time: Keeping Up With the Kardashians. The reality series chronicled the over-the-top lives of Kim Kardashian and her sisters, who all became household names in a matter of months—as did their mother, Kris Jenner, who wore this questionable coat in season 12.
KUWTK created some of the most important events not just in pop culture but in history. Honestly, try to think of something more important than those selfies Kim took before Khloé went to jail. You can’t! (Well, actually, maybe Kim’s song “Jam” is more important. Remember when she did a song?)
And now the family is looking back at their decade on television. E! is airing a Keeping Up With the Kardashians tenth-anniversary special this fall, and it looks appropriately dishy. Granted, we’re making this assumption from a quick, one-minute teaser that the network just dropped—but we’re pretty confident the tea will spill everywhere. Kim literally references The Shade Room at one point.
At the 41-second mark, Mama Kris wistfully looks away from her children and makes a sad face. What are you sad about, Kris? Kourtney’s “How to Eat a Kit-Kat” video? The time Kylie thought the pig you got her was a chicken? Scott Disick as a general concept?
Check out the trailer for yourself, below. Who the hell pronounced “Kardashian”as “Cartajon?”
Other highlights from this brief teaser: Khloé reveals she met her current boyfriend, Cleveland Cavaliers player Tristan Thompson, on a blind date; Kourtney wears a blond wig and runs around Los Angeles; and Kylie refers to the show just as Keeping Up. She doesn’t have time to say the full title, people! She’s too busy posting artsy banana videos on Instagram!